SEPTEMBER is CHICKocide month!

Holy Chickpeas, Batman! September is National Chicken Month! Show your clucking pride in this staple American food by devouring one of the juicy little bastards EACH AND EVERY DAY! For example, my family dined on the King of Chicken, Chick Fila tonight! Chicken sandwhiches! Chicken Nuggets! Chicken Strips! Why, our family of four was indirectly [...]

Imam Feisel's indecent proposal: the Ground Zero Mosque

Imam Feisel’s indecent proposal: the Ground Zero Mosque

Unless you live in a cave (and are not a terrorist) you already have heard about what has come to be called the Ground Zero Mosque. If you don’t know what the flap is about, click the previous embedded link and read the article before continuing further. I have refrained from commenting about the issue, [...]

Attorney General Eric Holder is a big fat bleeping idiot

Attorney General Eric Holder is a big fat bleeping idiot

It’s true you know…Only complete dunces like Eric Holder and the rest of the Obama regime could force me out of retirement to blog politics. Why, you may ask? Okay, I know only a liberal would ask that question, but I digress… FROM THE AP: The Obama administration sued Arizona on Tuesday, arguing that the [...]

KILROY SAYS: Be Thankful For What You’ve Got

Now that Halloween is over, the stores are in full swing for Christmas- with decorations, toys and sales out in full force. And, if you look real hard, some Thanksgiving decorations are in there too. I’m not really sure which angers me more- my wife trying to buy Thanksgiving decorations, the lack of them in [...]

KILROY SAYS: You Can’t Eat a Bandaid

Government run healthcare is such a noble aspiration, when you think about it. The government stepping in to help the poor, sickly and downtrodden who can’t afford to help themselves. At least, that’s what’s being proposed right now. But there is a bigger issue the government should be addressing. Malnutrition. As mind-boggling as it may [...]

THOR’S DAY RANT: It’s Effin BAD Science!

There’s this new show on the G4 channel, and I’m going to have to go all Phil Plait on it’s ass for a moment. The show is called “It’s Effin Science” and it’s been advertised very widely on my satellite service provider, Dish Network. They try and give it a Mythbusters look, with “cool”, “hip” [...]

THOR’S DAY RANT: Stolen Valor, or Infringed Speech?

Let me preface this rant by declaring I am a veteran of the USAF (1990-1994) but that I have no combat awards, medals, etc other than the Nat’l Defense Medal given just for being on Active Duty during a conflict. So I was watching Fox News this morning and they have this schmuck on TV [...]

THOR'S DAY RANT: Michael Vick- Public Enemy #1?!

THOR’S DAY RANT: Michael Vick- Public Enemy #1?!

Doggone it, I am sick and tired of hearing about Michael Vick. The guy fought dogs. He was convicted. I get it. Can we move on now? No, we can’t- see the bleeding heart animal nuts keep beating this dead horse (or is that, dog). The man has paid his debt to society. Of course, [...]

Walt Disney: Can you hire a decent director???

Walt Disney: Can you hire a decent director???

I love dramatic reenactment — skits, plays and, of course, movies. My love most likely stems from the creative side of me. You see, when I watch a movie, I always want to see, hear, feel and smell what the writer and director are trying to convey. And, I want to be “in” the story. [...]

THOR’S DAY RANT: Just Walk Away

I recently had an argument with a friend over my conduct on Xbox Live–the online video game service provided by Microsoft. He was angry that during an online game, I got pissed and switched my machine off. Rather than go into the details of this incident, I’ll just say my friends were not, in my [...]

Hey, homosexuality is only natural

Hey, homosexuality is only natural

According to Barack Obama, the United States is not a Christian nation, yet we are a Muslim “country.” In fact, many on the left would tell you that our founding fathers wanted to keep religion out of our government completely. That, my friends, is a different discussion for different day. But, what if we discount [...]