Hold your breath: It’ll save the world!

By C.Martin
There sure has been a lot of debate raging in the past few years about Global Warming. First we were warned that flatulent cows were going to melt the icecaps, but now the U.S. Supreme Court has declared our very breath a pollutant. That’s right, carbon dioxide, the byproduct of life itself, has been declared a cause of global warming.
Now some of you Carbon Littles, convinced the sky is falling and the ice caps are melting, will undoubtedly counter that it’s not that CO2 is bad, it’s the amounts of CO2 being released into the air. You’ll cite a bunch of big numbers and make grand claims, following the Stalinistic lead of your bellowing fuehrer of false facts, Al Gore.
But, the truth is, your numbers just don’t add up. Read more…
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