The "Green Party" wants you! If everyone in America would boycott the tissue industry in favor of the natural alternative (one's finger) we could "single handedly" save the rainforests.
In addition, nasal effluvia, in all its various forms, is a largely untapped resource, which is environmentally friendly, and as close as the inside of one's nose. In fact, I spearheaded initiatives in creating new technologies for mining this underutilized resource.
I'd like to challenge every citizen and illegal alien in America to join with other forward thinking individuals in following Ms. Crow's environmentally conscious example. Say"NO" to tissues and "Yes"to the environment by picking "green." It's the real "party" of choice; just ask any four year old.