Comments on: THOR’S DAY RANT: STOP TRYING TO SHAKE MY HAND! http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/ All Things Relevant To Your World Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:12:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Chad Phillips http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11807 Chad Phillips Fri, 15 May 2009 07:02:08 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11807 Whatever the wind brought in, it certainly does carry a foul stench. Whatever the wind brought in, it certainly does carry a foul stench.

]]> By: Jordan http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11806 Jordan Fri, 15 May 2009 05:48:18 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11806 Look what the wind brought in. A joker with a BIG chip on his shoulder ;-) Look what the wind brought in. A joker with a BIG chip on his shoulder ;-)

]]> By: Troglodad http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11804 Troglodad Thu, 14 May 2009 23:05:32 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11804 Hey, welcome to the blog, amigo. I'd like to clarify a few things though... first, while my mother was indeed a bitch, I was born in wedlock, so technically, I'm not a bastard. Secondly, and also technically, I'm red, although for simplicity's sake I normally just put "white". Also, I'm confused... where is your fiery rhetoric on German Measles? The Ebola Virus? The Black Plague? Kudos on your engineering degree. Which Liberal Bastion of Free-Thought and Diversity did you earn it at? And does someone know something I don't? Are we getting PAID for this blog?! I didn't get my check yet!!!! P.S. Mexico is a place, not a race, mein dumbkopf. Hey, welcome to the blog, amigo.

I’d like to clarify a few things though… first, while my mother was indeed a bitch, I was born in wedlock, so technically, I’m not a bastard. Secondly, and also technically, I’m red, although for simplicity’s sake I normally just put “white”.

Also, I’m confused… where is your fiery rhetoric on German Measles? The Ebola Virus? The Black Plague?

Kudos on your engineering degree. Which Liberal Bastion of Free-Thought and Diversity did you earn it at?

And does someone know something I don’t? Are we getting PAID for this blog?! I didn’t get my check yet!!!!

P.S. Mexico is a place, not a race, mein dumbkopf.

]]> By: G4 bree-L http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11803 G4 bree-L Thu, 14 May 2009 22:18:40 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11803 All right! Excellent! My second name is Jackson, Smith or Himmler and my blood is color blue or maybe white. God bless to everyone who was born white! Let's encourage them! Give them some weapons and let them shoot to those dirty wetback immigrants without education, principles or moral integrity that cross everyday to our backyard. Wait! Let them cut the grass before kill them. Who the hell knows what is the name of that small country at the south of Texas or Arizona? My god! I can’t remember the name of those insignificant lands! God bless the one hundred bill and also to our president… oops! I didn’t again! He’s black! We must keep watching the Mexican Flu news in CNN the whole day and eating BigMacs! Don’t be upset Turner if my skin tone turns red when somebody wants to give me a handshake. Do anybody remember that a couple weeks ago Mexico was complaining for the weapons traffic as much as we complain about the drugs traffic? I’m still proud to be one of the few American who keeps thinking that America starts in California. Please, let me load my shotgun again. One of these days, I’m going to shoot some of my classmates and teachers before discharge the rest of my ammunition at my head, like Kurt did it, yeah! Today, I woke up and said myself: You can write a blog, catch traffic and earn some money. That could be a more rational argument for my racist comments instead of tear my shirt because suddenly an Illiterate is pretending to write a blog. By the way, I’m proud of being Mexican, proud of being white too as much as if I were black, brown, yellow or red, I’m proud of having an Engineering degree even I started working at 11 years old without either shoes nor opportunities, I’m proud of living in a country with more than two thousand years of history where the Spanish culture was just the final touch, Proud to be able to communicate me in at least two languages (Idiot: You are reading me), Shamed about our politicians but not about the rest of the compatriots, Proud for the success of our both two North neighbors and learning the good basics everyday, sad because there are still bastards like the one who wrote the above post that forgets that in a globalized world there is not any One-Country-Flu, specially when the numbers say that there are more sick people outside of this country. Arbeit macht Frei ! Vivan los narcos cabrones! Cocaine kills the brain worms. You don’t have to be worried. All right! Excellent!
My second name is Jackson, Smith or Himmler and my blood is color blue or maybe white. God bless to everyone who was born white! Let’s encourage them! Give them some weapons and let them shoot to those dirty wetback immigrants without education, principles or moral integrity that cross everyday to our backyard. Wait! Let them cut the grass before kill them. Who the hell knows what is the name of that small country at the south of Texas or Arizona? My god! I can’t remember the name of those insignificant lands!
God bless the one hundred bill and also to our president… oops! I didn’t again! He’s black!
We must keep watching the Mexican Flu news in CNN the whole day and eating BigMacs! Don’t be upset Turner if my skin tone turns red when somebody wants to give me a handshake. Do anybody remember that a couple weeks ago Mexico was complaining for the weapons traffic as much as we complain about the drugs traffic?
I’m still proud to be one of the few American who keeps thinking that America starts in California. Please, let me load my shotgun again. One of these days, I’m going to shoot some of my classmates and teachers before discharge the rest of my ammunition at my head, like Kurt did it, yeah!
Today, I woke up and said myself: You can write a blog, catch traffic and earn some money. That could be a more rational argument for my racist comments instead of tear my shirt because suddenly an Illiterate is pretending to write a blog.
By the way, I’m proud of being Mexican, proud of being white too as much as if I were black, brown, yellow or red, I’m proud of having an Engineering degree even I started working at 11 years old without either shoes nor opportunities, I’m proud of living in a country with more than two thousand years of history where the Spanish culture was just the final touch, Proud to be able to communicate me in at least two languages (Idiot: You are reading me), Shamed about our politicians but not about the rest of the compatriots, Proud for the success of our both two North neighbors and learning the good basics everyday, sad because there are still bastards like the one who wrote the above post that forgets that in a globalized world there is not any One-Country-Flu, specially when the numbers say that there are more sick people outside of this country.
Arbeit macht Frei !
Vivan los narcos cabrones! Cocaine kills the brain worms. You don’t have to be worried.

]]> By: Jordan http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11786 Jordan Sat, 09 May 2009 16:56:33 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11786 To R.B. Thanks, but No thanks. Plenty of bacteria in and around us to overlook the ones "offered" as a present. I'll pass "looking in the horse's mouth"...in fact, I'll pass the horse, altogether! Yuck! As for outliving us, there is a possibility, but don't be too quick to place a bet. :-P To R.B.

Thanks, but No thanks. Plenty of bacteria in and around us to overlook the ones “offered” as a present.

I’ll pass “looking in the horse’s mouth”…in fact, I’ll pass the horse, altogether! Yuck!

As for outliving us, there is a possibility, but don’t be too quick to place a bet. :-P

]]> By: Ron McClure Jr. http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11785 Ron McClure Jr. Sat, 09 May 2009 14:05:04 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11785 What is with you people? Don't you know that ingesting small amounts of bacteria actually helps to "strengthen" your immune system? After gladly shaking hands with someone, I generally lick my hands in order to get the full benefit of the bacteria in question. I guess I will outlive all of you mysophobes! What is with you people? Don’t you know that ingesting small amounts of bacteria actually helps to “strengthen” your immune system? After gladly shaking hands with someone, I generally lick my hands in order to get the full benefit of the bacteria in question.

I guess I will outlive all of you mysophobes!

]]> By: Troglodad http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11779 Troglodad Thu, 07 May 2009 20:25:23 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11779 Hey, some handshaking sense! University of Chicago bans handshakes at graduation! http://cbs2chicago.com/local/UIC.graduation.H1N1.2.1003135.html Hey, some handshaking sense!

University of Chicago bans handshakes at graduation!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/UIC.graduation.H1N1.2.1003135.html

]]> By: Jordan http://mythoughtworld.com/1775/thor%e2%80%99s-day-rant-stop-trying-to-shake-my-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-11778 Jordan Thu, 07 May 2009 18:27:34 +0000 http://mythoughtworld.com/?p=1775#comment-11778 ROTFL!! That works for me, Trog. Cough into your hand and.... ;-) Sometimes, I wonder if you and I are made from the same cloth [don't get any wrong ideas...I mean when it comes to germophobia]. Maybe, that's why I enjoy 'Monk' so much [and now your stories] because I can empathize. No one has to explain it to me, and while everything doesn't have to match perfectly or numbers rounded up to the nearest zero, or touch every pole on the street...I know how Monk feels. Germs are everywhere, and not enough conscientious people to abort THAT population. As much as I don't care for handshakes from strangers, I think - you'd agree - that hugging and kissing on the cheek is even worse. Imagine living in one of those countries, like France, where they do a double kiss on each cheek!? That would put you in a mental institution....or you'd have to walk around in a bubble suit even when it's 90 degrees!! ROTFL!!

That works for me, Trog. Cough into your hand and…. ;-)

Sometimes, I wonder if you and I are made from the same cloth [don't get any wrong ideas...I mean when it comes to germophobia].

Maybe, that’s why I enjoy ‘Monk’ so much [and now your stories] because I can empathize. No one has to explain it to me, and while everything doesn’t have to match perfectly or numbers rounded up to the nearest zero, or touch every pole on the street…I know how Monk feels. Germs are everywhere, and not enough conscientious people to abort THAT population.

As much as I don’t care for handshakes from strangers, I think – you’d agree – that hugging and kissing on the cheek is even worse.

Imagine living in one of those countries, like France, where they do a double kiss on each cheek!? That would put you in a mental institution….or you’d have to walk around in a bubble suit even when it’s 90 degrees!!

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