Comments on: THOR’s DAY RANT: EVERYBODY Farts

By: Lance Ponder

Lance Ponder — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:30:12 +0000

I just wish I had Ron’s way with words. hehehe. And have some bologna with that.

By: Chad Phillips

Chad Phillips — Sun, 24 May 2009 03:31:10 +0000

The quote of the day every day from the Prez is, “That wasn’t me.” He can’t even take responsibility for his own flatulence. What a pansy.

By: Ron

Ron — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:39:22 +0000

Shall I then tell you Trog, I don’t wish to be one of your followers.

I couldn’t bear it…

By: Troglodad

Troglodad — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:47:48 +0000

I’d rather leave all farts behind me.

By: Ron

Ron — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:37:16 +0000

You see Trog, you and I intrinsically disagree here. You “claim” that you don’t want to hear the gaseous fricatives of another’s anus, but I am here to tell you that many a man has been entertained by nature’s comodiously oraficious music.

A revelation was revealed to me in my youth. That is, flatulence is a gift from God. Every young man has a story of “trapping” his mates in an enclosed area, and secretly expelling his “agent brown” on the unsuspecting casualties of war. Self-satisfaction is the only word that can describe the overwhelming feeling after such a “top-secret” deployment.

But, you know, there is more. God gave us gas, that we may entertain each other and even ourselves. I cannot hear one person, myself included, make colonic music without me smiling. I once wondered why it never ceases to be humorous, and I, again, had it revealed to me. It is this: “Every fart is like a snowflake. There are no two alike. Each is a special creation of nature…of God.”

By: Chad Phillips

Chad Phillips — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:57:21 +0000

That’s what I call class…or is it gas?

By: Troglodad

Troglodad — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:46:50 +0000

What an awesome coincidence- the quote of the day from the Prez is “that wasn’t me!”

Hey, maobama! The smeller’s the feller!