By Santiago Rojas
MTW contributing writer

The Pentagon announced today the formation of new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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   Diego

   June 18, 2007 at 7:05 pm

   1. The season opened today.
   2. There is no limit.
   3. They taste just like chicken.
   4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
   5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

   Just a few problems with this suggestion.

   1. Terrorists shoot back, they’re not deer, squirrels, possums, robins or whatever else you “rednecks” kill.

   2. Rednecks don’t get along with one another. In the deep South people from Kentucky and Missouri are considered to be “Yankees”.

   3. And this is the main problem. Who’s going to read the list to them?

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