THOR’S DAY RANT: Wait 4 Independance Day, you jerks!
THOR’S DAY RANT: Wait 4 Independance Day, you jerks!

All you idiots out there with fireworks, itching to make some noise- wait until Saturday. Some of us have work tomorrow morning.

I mean, cmon! It's Thursday night, I'm sound asleep by 10:30 PM, and BOOM! I get woke up by frickin' cannon fire next door. What the hell?!

First off, things like roman candles are only legal if set off by an adult on their private property. Standing in the middle of the road to amuse your guests is illegal. And it pisses me off. I was trying to sleep.

You want blow your fingers off and make some noise? Awesome. But let's wait until Saturday and Sunday to do it it. Independance Day is July 4th, you dumbasses.

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