In keeping with current findings on the impact of abrupt climate change, (Global Warming) we feel obligated to release the results of the latest Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) Comprehensive Impact on Planet Earth Study Results.
1. Why is it so hot?
Answer: Global Warming
2. Why is it so cool?
Answer: Global Warming
3. Why is it raining so much lately?
Answer: Global Warming
4. Why are we experiencing� drought conditions?
Answer: Global Warming
5. Why is Paris Hilton so wealthy?
Answer: Global Warming
6. Why do gas prices rise within hours of a hike in the price of oil, but then take weeks to decrease after the price of oil goes down?
Answer: Global Warming
6. Why does Richard Simmons talk that way?
Answer: Global Warming
7. Why does the IPCC exist?
Answer: Global Warming
8. Why are Illegal Aliens coming into the country at will?
Answer: Global Warming
9. Why is Richard Dawkins an atheist?
Answer: Global Warming
10. Why do vessels disappear in the Bermuda Triangle?
Answer: Global Warming
11. What do Ted Kennedy, the Pope, and Carmen Electra have in common?
Answer: Global Warming
12. Why doesn't Ruppert Murdock fire Bill O'Reilly?
Answer: Global Warming
13. Why are Rice Krispees so hard to remove from the side of your bowl?
Answer: Global Warming
14. How come your irregularity is no longer affected by prune juice?
Answer: Global Warming
15. Why do bobble heads always rotate in a counter clockwise direction?
Answer: Global Warming
16. How come your check didn't come in the mail?
Answer: Global Warming
17. Why do your neighbors stare when you leave the house?
Answer: Global Warming
18. Why are you getting so much mindless comment spam on your website?
Answer: Global Warming
19. Why do Global Warming proponents insist that we are causing Global Warming?
Answer: Global Warming
20. Why is that smell coming from your refrigerator?
Answer: Global Warming

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