Darkhorses of the primary?
…Or maybe they're just mad and need to be put down…
It's the thrilling tragedy of three crazed genetic mutants who end up being euthanized by their own cyborg mama for being too ideologically perfect. In response to this blatant example of patricide, mama's keepers throw a huge party called a convention.
Just goes to show you political parties aren't really interested in ideological purity. They are interested in passing on their genetic material, however. Should you be one of the "beautiful" ones, your future will be guaranteed by three things, conveniently supplied by both mama and her bastard sweetheart, the media: “the machine … the money … [and] the bill[ing].” Oh, it also helps if you don't make a habit of talking to extraterrestrials.
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