Obama Gump

Obama Gump

The more old Hope-a-dope talks, the more he sounds like a complete and utter imbecile to me. Check this out: elections.foxnews.com

Obama declares that he’ll send more troops to Iraq, if Al Qaeda is found there. (Apparently, he doesn’t watch much TV)

John McCain, of course, couldn’t let another eloquently-empty comment like this go. He responded: "I have some news. Al Qaeda is in Iraq. It’s called 'Al Qaeda in Iraq.'"

Obama, in true politician fashion, responded "I have some news for John McCain, and that is that there was no such thing as Al Qaeda in Iraq until George Bush and John McCain decided to invade Iraq."

Uh, Osama, I have some news: McCain didn’t invade Iraq. In fact, if he would have had his way, I think the guy would have nuked Iraq.

But back to Osama Gump’s latest lame-o response. It’s reminiscent of the line of reasoning children use to argue points.

Parent: "Go clean your room."
Kid: "If my room is a mess, I’ll clean it."
Parent: "Uh, your room is a mess. Have you looked at it lately?"
Kid: "Well… My room wouldn’t be a mess if you didn’t buy me all those toys."

But, I know what all the Hope-a-dopes out there will say- they won’t see it that way because they’re blinded by Osama’s pulpit politics. “Yay-yes.” Maybe I could put the argument in simpler terms.

OSAMA: "I will make America another sandwich if they run out of food to eat."
McCain: "Uh, the refrigerator is empty. America is very hungry."
OSAMA: "Well… America wouldn’t BE hungry if they hadn’t eaten all the sandwiches!"

And this is the man Democrats want as president?

God help us all.

2 Responses to “Obama Gump”

  1. do you mean osama or obama

  2. I mean Osama. If it dresses like a duck, is named like a duck, and looks like a duck, it’s a mus- er, duck.

    But I’m a “typical white person”, what do I know?

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