A great reason to vote for Hillary Clinton
"[Bill] Clinton pitched the Penn State ties of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on Thursday during a stop in State College, reminding the mostly youthful audience that her father and brother both played football at Penn State."
Yeah, and as all of you politically astute folks know, that's a real good reason to cast your vote for someone vying for the nomination to run in the general election.
"Hey, my wife's father and brother both played football here. Will you vote for my wife. 'Cause, hey, this election is about shared values. You know it; I know it, and the competition knows it. And what is it that we share? A love of football. Heck, just this past weekend Hillary and I were out in the back playin' two hand touch and I gotta tell you folks not only can she take it, but boy can she dish it out. She's one tough mama and that's without shoulder pads and a helmet. The only reason we didn't go full contact is because I requested it. That's right; I requested it. I mean let's get real, here, folks. This is football we're talkin' 'bout. This isn't some sissy sport. And my wife knows how to play, guys. You haven't lived until you've played football with a woman like Hillary. She's a real tiger and she wears cleats. That's all I'll say about that. But I digress. Is there any greater game? I love football, Hillary's brother loves football; Hillary's father loves football. And they chose Penn State as that very special place where they would be Christened into the sport–baptized if you will, on a field of Astroturf, underneath bright lights, and to the sound of jubilant fans. But who do you think taught us the game? It was Hillary. Heck, everything her brother knows about the game he learned from Hillary. She lives for this contact sport, just as much as you do here at Penn State. A vote for my wife isn't just a vote for another politician; it's a vote for football; it's a vote for Penn State. And lest you forget, Hillary invented Astroturf and gave Al Gore the idea to invent the internet…probably two of the greatest gifts to mankind are fake grass and the internet. And y'all like that kinda stuff, I know. And what about abortion on demand? You still want the right to free love and improved health care for women don'tcha? Well, abortion on demand ensures that right. How about tax payer fun…AHEM! Excuse me, I mean federally funded health care? What about free money for college? Did y'all like all that free money ya got when I was in office? 'Course ya did. And if my wife gets elected I promise you'll get not just more of the same, but a whole lot more of the same and a football ta boot. Vote for Hillary: she believes in federally funded free stuff and football. Go Penn State!!!!"
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