Al Gore wins Man of Two Years Award
Today I was reading an “article” in GQ which began like this:
“Al Gore makes us wish we had a Man of Two Years Award.”
GQ goes on to say that at the 2006 Men of the Year party Gore was “surrounded by the male species’ best and brightest—Leonardo DiCaprio, Magic Johnson, Jay-Z, Steve O from Jackass,” and that everyone from Will Ferrell to Lupe Fiasco couldn’t wait to shake [Gore’s] hand.
Yep, it’s true…this is what passes for manhood in the 21st century, a bunch of sniveling, artsy, fartsy, quasi-man cubs tripping over each other to rub elbows with Al Gore. (That was the verbose way around the barn to say they're liberals.) GQ calls them the best and the brightest? Steve O from Jackass? Leonardo DiCaprio?? And Magic what in blue blazes are you even doing there unless…Oh God, say it isn’t so…You don’t worship Al Gore too, do you? This is really too much.
In addition to all this, Gore (aka, the Sultan of Abrupt Climate Change) was introduced by the MC of the event as, “the real president of the
The mind reels that there could me more…but wait, GQ gave their hearty stamp of approval on Gore as a viable candidate for president (someday) writing, “…now everyone’s pushing him for president.” Uh…no, actually, everyone is NOT pushing him for president. That just proves how insular you guys are. When you say everyone, what you really mean is, all your associates. And since you don’t associate with conservatives because they are so obviously beneath you with their moral deficiency and all, you couldn’t possibly conceive that most people (at least the rational ones) certainly don’t want Gore to “run” again.
This explains why I don’t read GQ except when I’m really desperate—Like when I’m at the barbershop waiting for my youngest son to finish getting his hair cut and there’s nothing else to read.
Editor's Note: The group shot of Bigfoot, Mr. DiCaprio, and Mr. Gore is courtesy of MTW contributor T.R. Oglodad.
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