“Sure Ben, it could be intelligent spores, or intelligent humanoids from the deep; that’s certainly plausible (though they would’ve evolved wherever they were from). But an intelligent all being master of time, space, and dimension? Omnipotent Poobah? Big Beneficent Potentate? GOD??? That’s impossible. Oh! And by the way, Ben, you’re fat, ugly, can’t act, and your nasally droning voice really sucks…and yer dumb too, just like the rest of the ignorant, stupid, and insane hyper-religious masses in the U.S. You’re right in there with them ingesting buckets of ‘religious nonsense along with your chicken wings and fries.’ Because God…er, uh…(somebody…E.T.) knows if you don’t agree with my views your at best a pig ignorant buffoon and at worst a fundamentalist creationist loony.”