Change We Can Relieve On
Barack Obama is all about change. Change? What does he mean? Well, like most of you, I have spent months trying to figure this out, and I think I now have a greater understanding of “change,” according to Barack Obama. As you will see in the video below, Obama was a generous child. He not only shared his toys, but he also shared his PB&J sandwich as well (which is invaluable to the average pre-pubescent). However, in the spirit of Obama’s campaign slogan, he underwent some “change,” and I’m not talking about a cracking voice or curly hair. What I am talking about is his generosity.
You see, Obama still believes in giving, and in fact he believes in giving in great amounts. The “change” is that he now believes in “giving” away other peoples’ money. Seriously, do yourself a favor and scrutinize his 2007 tax return. You will find that Barack Obama definitely no longer believes in sharing. In fact, his paltry charitable donations are embarrassing, if not insulting. His donations to his church totaled a whopping 0.06% of his income. So now you have it. The change that Obama speaks of but never defines is this:
“Barack Obama: from generous to disingenuous. Change we should all relieve ourselves on.”
Funny, I don’t feel relieved. Aside from Barry’s blatant misrepresentation, I am offended that his little joke wasn’t even funny, much less cute.
Anyway, if he wanted to be more accurate, he would’ve said that McCain’s campaign was casting him as a socialist because he wanted to give away someone else’s lunch and share someone else’s toys.
This guy is clearly from another planet…only it’s a planet where his fellow aliens laugh at stupid jokes and believe anything coming from the Great One’s mouth, i.e.: economic prosperity? (Yes We Can!); Pennies from heaven? (Yes We Can!); Abortion to Go? (Yes We Can!); Free sammiches & Toys? (Yes We Most Definitely Can!!!)*NOTE: I’m not talking about all the people who are voting for Barry because they actually share his values.
And when he doesn’t deliver what he promised, he will, no doubt, say: “I didn’t say, ‘Yes We Will’ or even ‘Yes I Will.’ What I said was ‘can.’ That word denotes what is possible, NOT what will be.”
It also denotes a cylindrical object with a bottom where people can throw their trash. That last definition seems more apropos to me.