Troglodad

Buyer Beware? Citizen Beware?

Buyer Beware? Citizen Beware?

I am so mad right now, I can hardly see straight. It’s a long story… Recently, my cousin tells me he’s going to buy a house, what with all this foreclosure talk and good deals to be had. I bit my tongue at this news, despite my kneejerk reaction to profiting at someone else’s expense. [...]

The 'screwples' of Barbara Walters

The ‘screwples’ of Barbara Walters

Okay, clearly, Barbara Wawa has lost her mind. I always have disliked Barbara (aka “Scarlet”) Walters, because of her haughty arrogance while interviewing people all the way through her obvious love for liberalism. But I never would have guessed how right I was about just how horrible a person she is. Thank you, Barbara, for [...]

'Happy Monday'?

‘Happy Monday’?

I am an overprotective parent. I can admit it. I don’t let my eight year old daughter play outside by herself. I don’t let her surf the internet by herself. I don’t let her spend the night at friends’ houses when I don’t know the parents. I’m reluctant to let her play at the park [...]

Outfoxing The 'El Capones'

Outfoxing The ‘El Capones’

Immigration sure is a hot topic; at least, all the pro-Illegal Alien supporters want us to think it is. Just the other day, ex-Mexican President Vicente Fox declared that “Racists” want to stop immigration. Well, actually what he said was worse than that: “The xenophobics, the racists, those who feel they are a superior race [...]

AT&Evil

AT&Evil

AT&T has been in the news a lot lately. And not in a good light. For those of you that are tech savvy, you probably are thinking of the iPhone debacle. That’s where Apple and AT&T formed an agreement that iPhones could only be used with AT&T (in the U.S.). If you buy one, it [...]

Obama Gump

Obama Gump

The more old Hope-a-dope talks, the more he sounds like a complete and utter imbecile to me. Check this out: elections.foxnews.com Obama declares that he’ll send more troops to Iraq, if Al Qaeda is found there. (Apparently, he doesn’t watch much TV) John McCain, of course, couldn’t let another eloquently-empty comment like this go. He [...]

Hope-A-Dope

Hope-A-Dope

Man, just when I thought I couldn’t take any more “Change” talk from Osama Barack, now he won’t shut up about “Hope.” Is this guy a politician or a broken record? He’s got more double talk and empty speeches than…well…a “wrassler.” In fact, as I think about it, that’s who Osama reminds me of, a [...]

Born in the USA

Born in the USA

Okay, did I hear right this morning on the news? Someone is challenging whether or not McCain can run for President, because he wasn’t born within the physical confines of the continental United States? Oh, good grief. John McCain was born on a US Military Base in the Panama Canal Zone, August, 1936. To American [...]

Why children should avoid strange talking cars

Why children should avoid strange talking cars

A Review of Knight Rider-2008 Well, if it weren’t bad enough that we have to warn our children to avoid strangers, now we have to make sure they aren’t going to watch NBC’s latest offering of “Knight Rider.” Yep, the classic cheese of a talking, black Trans Am piloted by pre-lifeguard David Hasselhof has been [...]

Darwin Wasn't Born On Christmas

Darwin Wasn’t Born On Christmas

  There’s an old saying: “If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right.” That’s a great ideal to live by, especially when talking about Christmas. It’s that magical time of year, halfway through the 12 Days of Christmas, when folks are dashing about madly, trying to get their shopping done. It’s also the “magical” time [...]