Duck goes quackers for Quaker State
By Santiago Rojas
MTW contributing writer
A rare breed of duck known as the kwackerus webbed footerus was discovered in Antarctica by a team of Global Warming fanatics recently.
When the group, which refers to itself as Melters United Against Antimelters (MUAA) found the duck, they inadvertently made an astounding discovery; it had ingested the equivalent of four [...]
Animal nuts, right?
By Troglodad
MTW contributing writer
For years, a pet peeve of mine has been all the imbeciles who value animal life over that of humans. In fact, my motto has always been “Save the whales; we?ll eat them later.”
What really irks me is that so many put so much effort into helping animals when there are children [...]
