Duck goes quackers for Quaker State
By Santiago Rojas
MTW contributing writer
A rare breed of duck known as the kwackerus webbed footerus was discovered in Antarctica by a team of Global Warming fanatics recently.
When the group, which refers to itself as Melters United Against Antimelters (MUAA) found the duck, they inadvertently made an astounding discovery; it had ingested the equivalent of four [...]
