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		<title>THOR&#8217;S DAY RANT: Edison Nation Suckz B*llz</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, let me explain that I'm not making any declarations about Edison Nation or their staff's sexual proclivities. True, they have a large staff of male and females, so the literal here might be true. But I spelled it all ghetto to embrace the current young generation's vernacular: Edison Nation is bad/terrible/worthless. What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;S DAY RANT: It&#8217;s Effin BAD Science!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's this new show on the G4 channel, and I'm going to have to go all Phil Plait on it's ass for a moment. The show is called "It's Effin Science" and it's been advertised very widely on my satellite service provider, Dish Network. They try and give it a Mythbusters look, with "cool", "hip" [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;S DAY RANT: Wait 4 Independance Day, you jerks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 03:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All you idiots out there with fireworks, itching to make some noise- wait until Saturday. Some of us have work tomorrow morning. I mean, cmon! It's Thursday night, I'm sound asleep by 10:30 PM, and BOOM! I get woke up by frickin' cannon fire next door. What the hell?! First off, things like roman candles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olive Garden- Incurring my Grapes of Wrath</title>
		<link>http://mythoughtworld.com/2526/olive-garden-incurring-my-grapes-of-wrath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 18:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(NOTE: This post was originally composed on Sunday, May 9, 2010) Dear Olive Garden, I'm at your Clarksville, IN rest. and it will be the last time I ever come here. We waited 1 hour and 12 minutes to be seated. At a 4-person booth. A chair was put at the end as we have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;S DAY RANT: Avoid Danger!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My in-laws have this annoying habit of endangering themselves on a fairly regular basis. I’m not just talking about how they refuse to lock the door to their home during the day- despite there having been cases of criminals barging into homes and attacking people in their town. No, I’m talking about how they dash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Support Troops Not War</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 05:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Phillips</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had just gotten into my car to go home from work when I saw it. There it was beckoning to me, demanding I look &#8212; demanding I read, insisting I understand…But then, I didn’t. “Support Troops Not War,” it said. I silently mouthed the words. “Support Troops Not War…. (long pause)….Support Troops Not War?” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;S DAY RANT: Children should be watched and herded!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I was with my kids at our annual Thunder Over Louisville outing, camping on the top of a parking garage with hundreds of other families, watching the festivities. And, I had a visitor. Lots of visitors, actually. Little ones. Little dirty-faced kids that looked like they’d been hugging tires from all the black filth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;s Day Rant: Does Anyone Really Win?</title>
		<link>http://mythoughtworld.com/1611/thors-day-rant-does-anyone-really-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m a sucker for online contests. I enter them all the time. Despite the fact I never win anything. And every time I lose, even though I fully expected it, I get mad. Then I begin to wonder- was any prize really given out? My obsession with drawings started back in the 1980s, when a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOR&#8217;s DAY RANT: Wash Your Damned Hands!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troglodad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I cough and hack and wheeze and otherwise feel like complete crap- or bantha poodoo if you’re a Star Wars geek- I feel compelled to discuss something you all should know already. Wash your damned hands. Last week, I had the joy of taking my 9 year old daughter around to various local museums [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where have all the real men gone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm feeling a little lonely here.  Like I'm the last real Man in America. I’m talking about the e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster I just read about.  It's the straw that broke the camel’s back. Or maybe wrapped it in sissified, purse-ified comfort. The Gadget Shoulder Holster, or "dork purse" as I'll call it,  vaguely looks [...]]]></description>
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