Year end reviews: The Incredible Hulk
Well, it’s that time of year again, when I dust off my keyboard and hand out the middle aged, caveman year end movie reviews for alleged blockbusters. This year’s manly movies should’ve been named Rear End Reviews due to just how disappointing the offerings were. In case you’re new to the caveman, manly movie year [...]
Where have all the real men gone?
I’m feeling a little lonely here. Like I’m the last real Man in America. I’m talking about the e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster I just read about. It’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. Or maybe wrapped it in sissified, purse-ified comfort. The Gadget Shoulder Holster, or “dork purse” as I’ll call it, vaguely looks [...]
And I thought the original was bad…
Russians playing Sweet Home Alabama??? Sorry…it’s even worse than that. Another “must be both seen and heard to be believed.” The guys over at To The Point News where my old friend T.P. picked this up, recommend having a Stoli prepared when you fire this video up. I’m not into the hard stuff anymore. I’m [...]
NBC’s “Average Joe” exposed in swine production ring
Earlier today, I stumbled onto a reality show called, “Average Joe.” The basic premise revolves around a beauty queen who is trying to find her soul-mate, or “someone to help her perpetuate Planned Parenthood” (it’s hard to tell). I knew that these dating shows were shallow and immoral, but I was inclined to root for [...]
Bin Laden captured then released pending general election
Evidently, Ted Kennedy actually does know something the general public doesn’t: the real identity of Barack Obama. According to an unnamed high ranking official for the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the real Barack Obama was kidnapped and taken out of the country by Al Quaida operatives in mid January. In his place the operatives [...]
Why children should avoid strange talking cars
A Review of Knight Rider-2008 Well, if it weren’t bad enough that we have to warn our children to avoid strangers, now we have to make sure they aren’t going to watch NBC’s latest offering of “Knight Rider.” Yep, the classic cheese of a talking, black Trans Am piloted by pre-lifeguard David Hasselhof has been [...]
WGA strike ends
Writers getting back to work ‘immediately’ With the picket lines having been walked for 100 days, the Writer’s Guild of America vote to end the strike became official on Tuesday, February 12th, with a whopping 92.5% of the members voting to return to work. The voting took place shortly after the WGA and the Alliance [...]
Standing at the ‘Crossroads’
“…Fell down on my knees…” This clip from the movie, Crossroads is one of my all time favorites. It seems with regard to the upcoming general election we truly are at a crossroads and this video seemed strangely relevant to that fact. Even if you don’t get my analogy and its attendant symbolism, I hope [...]
Much anticipated Hellboy sequel due out in July
The trailer won’t particularly excite you, but don’t let that stop you from seeing Hellboy II. I felt the same way about the trailer for the original and I was blown away when I saw the movie. If the sequel is half as good as the original, you won’t be disappointed. ENJOY!
Latest pics from the new Indiana Jones movie
If you’re a fan of the Indiana Jones movies, these pics from the latest movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull, should wet your appetite. Due to be released in May of 2008, this much anticipated installment has the intrepid archaeologist/adventurer swinging into action yet again.