SEPTEMBER is CHICKocide month!
Holy Chickpeas, Batman! September is National Chicken Month! Show your clucking pride in this staple American food by devouring one of the juicy little bastards EACH AND EVERY DAY! For example, my family dined on the King of Chicken, Chick Fila tonight! Chicken sandwhiches! Chicken Nuggets! Chicken Strips! Why, our family of four was indirectly [...]
Imam Feisel’s indecent proposal: the Ground Zero Mosque
Unless you live in a cave (and are not a terrorist) you already have heard about what has come to be called the Ground Zero Mosque. If you don’t know what the flap is about, click the previous embedded link and read the article before continuing further. I have refrained from commenting about the issue, [...]
THOR’S DAY RANT: It’s Effin BAD Science!
There’s this new show on the G4 channel, and I’m going to have to go all Phil Plait on it’s ass for a moment. The show is called “It’s Effin Science” and it’s been advertised very widely on my satellite service provider, Dish Network. They try and give it a Mythbusters look, with “cool”, “hip” [...]
Representation without Taxation?
Ay, carumba. What was that Court thinking? Let me begin by saying, this isn’t a brown-white thing. I don’t hate Mexicans. Unless they’re being stupid. Or not paying their taxes. Or committing crimes. Why, just this morning, I say a van broke down in the middle of the street. The young man driving it was [...]
THOR’S DAY RANT: Stolen Valor, or Infringed Speech?
Let me preface this rant by declaring I am a veteran of the USAF (1990-1994) but that I have no combat awards, medals, etc other than the Nat’l Defense Medal given just for being on Active Duty during a conflict. So I was watching Fox News this morning and they have this schmuck on TV [...]
This conservative agrees with Barack Obama
I never thought the day would come, but it has. Today in an article entitled, Obama to GOP: Restore unemployment benefits now President Obama said the following, “These are honest, decent, hardworking folks who have fallen on hard times through no fault of their own.” For once, I agree with you Mr. President. That is, [...]
Attorney General Eric Holder is a big fat bleeping idiot
It’s true you know…Only complete dunces like Eric Holder and the rest of the Obama regime could force me out of retirement to blog politics. Why, you may ask? Okay, I know only a liberal would ask that question, but I digress… FROM THE AP: The Obama administration sued Arizona on Tuesday, arguing that the [...]
Sorry, but I AM better than you…
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,”-Declaration of Independance, Contental Congress, July 4, 1776 ” The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools.” -Proverbs 26:7 So which is it? Are we all equals, or aren’t we? On the one hand, [...]
THOR’S DAY RANT: Wait 4 Independance Day, you jerks!
All you idiots out there with fireworks, itching to make some noise- wait until Saturday. Some of us have work tomorrow morning. I mean, cmon! It’s Thursday night, I’m sound asleep by 10:30 PM, and BOOM! I get woke up by frickin’ cannon fire next door. What the hell?! First off, things like roman candles [...]
Walking Your Dog- Good ownership, or Animal Cruelty?
I recently got into an argument over the issue of walking my dog. I have a “border-aussie”, a Border collie-australian shepherd mix we bought from a shelter. I don’t use the term “rescue” because I wasn’t out to save any dog, I was saving money by getting an unwanted dog, instead of one with “papers”. [...]