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KILROY SAYS: Be Thankful For What You’ve Got

Now that Halloween is over, the stores are in full swing for Christmas- with decorations, toys and sales out in full force. And, if you look real hard, some Thanksgiving decorations are in there too.
I’m not really sure which angers me more- my wife trying to buy Thanksgiving decorations, the lack of them in the [...]

KILROY SAYS: You Can’t Eat a Bandaid

Government run healthcare is such a noble aspiration, when you think about it. The government stepping in to help the poor, sickly and downtrodden who can’t afford to help themselves. At least, that’s what’s being proposed right now.
But there is a bigger issue the government should be addressing. Malnutrition.
As mind-boggling as it may seem, there [...]

KILROY SAYS… Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

My, how times have changed.
Back when the U.S. was a colony of the British Empire, Puritans said “Gimme some land to live on, where I can practice religion as I see fit!” Then it became “Gimme some protection from the savages!” Then it became “Gimme representation with my taxation!” Finally, it became “Gimme Liberty [...]

KILROY SAYS... Don't Let Your Kids Watch the Watchmen!

KILROY SAYS… Don’t Let Your Kids Watch the Watchmen!

EDITORIAL NOTE: This article contains graphic depictions which may not be suitable for all readers. View at your own risk.
A few months ago, a great movie came out at the theaters. An ADULT movie: WATCHMEN.
Now, when I say ADULT, I really do mean ADULT, since there are scenes depicting rape, sex, orgasms and a [...]

Kilroy Says: Don't Forget Billy!

Kilroy Says: Don’t Forget Billy!

As it so often seems to be the case, multiple celebrities have passed away this past week. But what is really unfortunate is that everyone seems to be concentrating on a moonwalking, face-lifted weirdo from Indiana, rather than a real American hero.
I’m talking about Billy Mays.
I know that Billy couldn’t sing. He never moonwalked, or [...]

Kilroy Says: Download WordPress 2.8 at your own risk

Kilroy Says: Download WordPress 2.8 at your own risk

A long time user and avid fan of WordPress (WP), I have to say I love the WordPress community. I’m talking about a bunch of folks who work hard for free to bring you great themes like the one you see on this site every flipping day. They do it for the love (and little [...]

KILROY SAYS... Don't Forget Father's Day is this Weekend!

KILROY SAYS… Don’t Forget Father’s Day is this Weekend!

As a public service announcement to dads everywhere, we at MTW wanted to point out that Father’s Day is this Sunday, June 21, 2009.
You might have missed this, since no one advertises anything about Father’s Day. There are no flower sales, or touchy-feely commercials about calling long distance to dad. Nope, as always, dads get [...]

KILROY SAYS: You Need to Sit Closer to the TV!

KILROY SAYS: You Need to Sit Closer to the TV!

Remember when you were a kid, and your parents used to yell at you, “Don’t sit too close to the TV”? Well, that was back when TVs weighed as much as a person and had curved, fish-bowl fronts and consumed enough electricity to power the Griswold family Christmas tree.
Now, we’re going all digital. We’ve ditched [...]

Kilroy says: HP Customer Care sucks out loud

Kilroy says: HP Customer Care sucks out loud

(Editor’s note: this post may appear lengthy, but it is well written and well worth a couple of minutes to read.)
If you’re a Hewlett-Packard fan, then I‘m sorry. Actually, no I’m not. If you’re a fan of this company, then I suggest you get therapy, because you’re paying big bucks to have the corporate giant [...]

Kilroy Says: Liberals are hypocrites

Kilroy Says: Liberals are hypocrites

Have you seen the recent news about Carrie Prejean? If not, she is the reigning Miss California and just finished first runner-up to Kristen Dalton, the recently crowned Miss U.S.A. Yes, Carrie is beautiful. Yes, she is smart. But, she is also a self-proclaiming advocate for traditional marriage. In fact, some may say that she [...]