Category: religion
Know Any Good Ministers?

By Ray Robinson
MTW contributing writer

My wife and I faced one major hurdle on our way to wedded bliss – who would perform the ceremony? I'm a Christian and she is not, and neither of us were interested in changing, nor were we asking each other to change. A church wedding was out, as was the Justice of the Peace, and this ceremony was too important to be handled by a stranger.

Fortunately, one of our friends was ordained online, and we asked him to officiate.

Before you dismiss online ordination as “fly-by-night” or “Vegas-like schlock," take a moment to consider some of the facts. The largest online ordination site is the Universal Life Church, boasting 20 million ministers ordained since 1959. Their beliefs are simple: ensure for each of their ministers the absolute right of freedom to practice their religion in the manner of their choosing, and to encourage their ministers to do that which is right and in accord with their government's laws.

Universal Life doesn't stop with granting licenses. They offer online training for those wishing to become the best minister they can be. They also offer basic sermons and ceremonies the minister can use as a template to build from. There is also a chat forum so ministers can assist each other with ideas and guidance. Finally, they offer products, such as clerical robes and literature, for the minister to utilize in his or her work.

Do they have some people sign up as a joke? Certainly! Universal Life asks only that their members “Do only that which is right” and leaves it up to the individual to determine that course.

When I approached Gary about officiating our ceremony, he told me up front that he takes his role as a minister seriously. He was not about to do anything he didn't feel was appropriate for such an important occasion. I responded “that's one of the reasons we want you to do this for us!” Over a couple of dinners, the three of us worked together to come up with a ceremony that included scripture, handfasting, and a unity candle. Even the staunchest Christians in our families were moved to tears, and many commented it was the best ceremony they had ever witnessed.

So if you're having trouble finding an appropriate minister, maybe a good friend would willing to step up and fill that void. It may be all you need to make the big day even more special! For more information on the Universal Life Church, go to <a href="http://themonastery.org">

 
Plastic Jesus and the tit-for-tat gospel

I recently received another health and wealth gospel tract/word of faith solicitation in the mail. This one comes as part of a mass mailing campaign aimed at Christians who don't know any better. Being a Christian myself, I'm completely disgusted with this stuff.

What is the health and wealth/word of faith movement? Nothing more than a concatenation of charlatans selling a cheap Christ. On one hand, they teach that in God's economy you should be both healthy and wealthy. If you're not, then there's something wrong with your relationship with Christ. Similarly, they teach that faith is a force and words are the container of that force. In the new age tradition, the word of faith movement teaches that every Christian has the power within them to speak blessing (health, wealth, or whatever melts your butter) into their own lives.

As part of the deal, of course, you may send them what they call a "seed gift" of dinero "to God's work." The contents of these mailings comprises, typically, three to four pages and in full color, complete with testimonials outlining how this method really works. Business must be good because I get these damned things in the mail every couple of months.

This particular one had an enclosed "prayer handkerchief," (pictured above) which was really nothing more than a piece of paper with an embroidered pattern on the border. Recipients of this "handkerchief" were instructed to print their name and their most pressing problem in the center of the "handkerchief" along with the name of someone else "they really love that needs God's help." Next, they are instructed to (get this) "lay their bible faith handkerchief" on top of selected verses of the Bible, after which they must leave it under the bed and sleep over it for one night. (I'm not kidding). The mind reels that there could be more, but finally recipients are instructed to mail the "handkerchief" back to this "ministry" in the morning, so the "Spiritual Leader" driving this train may "write something, in the spirit, to you that's good and is coming to your door."

The situation would be laughable, except that there are many Christians who fall for this routine. But what happens when life happens and the bottom falls out of their world? Because of this blasphemous and fatally flawed theology they are left thinking that they haven't been good enough, that they haven't enough faith, that God is angry with them, no longer loves them, or some other such nonsense.

The other half of the equation involves those who aren't believers. This plastic Jesus gospel is so pervasive in our culture that many nonbelievers think it's an accurate representation of Christianity. TBN and the word of faith televangelists they pimp haven't helped matters any. Secular media has picked up on this fractured paradigm of the gospel as well, and so, have helped to set the stereotype of Christians in stone.

If these apostate antichrists were the only exposure you had to the Christian worldview, would you want any part of it? Probably not; most sentient beings I know run as fast as they can in the other direction and I don't blame them. Subsequently, their minds are sufficiently closed to the authentic Christ who desires to know them and accepts them unconditionally, as they are, worts and all.

Chad Phillips

 
Debating evolution and ID requires level playing field

Recently, I posted some commentary about Richard Dawkins’ appearance on the O’Reilly Factor. That post generated some interesting discussion among a couple of our readers (Brad & Diego) and one of our writers (Cal August). After reading the posted comments I felt that both sides were arguing past each other (imagine that). The following is my take on the whole enchilada.

Diego, it's very easy to win the evolution vs. ID debate when you frame it as religion vs. science, or when you can't have honest disagreement without being labeled a hater. It seems no one is allowed to use labels but you. That said, labels are constructive when they give us an accurate approximation of one another’s viewpoint. They are destructive when we use them to create a straw man, or to degenerate into an ad hominem attack.

Cal attributes an evolutionary framework to Brad, because that's what he (Brad) believes is an accurate framework for our origins. But he didn't impugn Brad's intelligence because he ascribes to an evolutionary framework. That's the difference between pegging a philosophical system and attacking someone personally (ad hominem). I have no problem with someone labeling me as a(n) "creationist, intelligent design theorist," etc. My problem is when Darwinists use that categorization to dismiss me, i.e.: Oh, he's a creationist. You know what that means: He wants to throw out the Bunsen burners and teach Genesis 1 and 2 in the classroom. Oh, he’s a creationist; that’s the only reason he objects to evolution. Even Dawkins himself has written that anyone who doesn’t accept naturalistic evolution is “ignorant, stupid, or insane (or wicked, but I’d rather not consider that).” No rational, sane, or educated person objects to the firmly established science of evolution. And on it goes. It's a powerful tactic which keeps us from discussing the real issue. The discussion is difficult enough without getting the, “oh, you’re a creationist” routine. Conversely, Christians (in general) will attack the philosophical implications of Darwinism, by questioning its foundation for morality. But neither side is actually discussing the science.

I may, indeed, be a creationist, but just because I question the "science" doesn't necessarily mean that I am one. Nor does it mean that my rejection of “uncreationism” is predicated on the fact that I’m a theist. It could be that I simply find the mechanisms Darwinists say are responsible for our origins are wholly inadequate to produce what we now observe in nature.

But as I said, all this does is keep us from talking about the real issue. We can debate all day about the philosophical underpinnings of each system of thought and that's constructive when we use it to expose a bias. But we should be cautious: History is littered with personalities who were biased, but were nonetheless correct in their conclusions. Naturalistic evolutionists have an atheistic bias. Creationists have a theistic bias. That doesn't mean that their conclusions are necessarily wrong. That is a determination which should be made based on the evidence. You want to talk about naturalistic evolution? Fine, let’s talk about it. You want to talk about religion? Okay, fine, then, let's talk about that. But quit trying to define the argument so the other side has no way to respond. Both sides need to respect each other to the degree that we can actually talk about the subject at hand, as opposed to the usual: appeals to authority, ad hominem attacks, question begging, selective use of evidence, overt fabrications, straw man arguments, lack of testability, vague terms & shifting definitions, etc.

Two questions which need to be asked and answered by both sides are: (1) What precisely do you mean by evolution? And (2) what is the evidence for and against your position?