Category: terrorism
Is ‘Pewlett Hackard’ out to get me?

By Ted West
MTW contributing writer

Did one of you mugs tell HP I was saying bad things about them?

Yesterday, I almost bought two new Dell Computers but the deal fell through at the last second when the salesman wouldn't throw in a stinkin' twenty dollar media card reader.

I might have caved and gone through with the deal anyway were it not for the fact that late last night I came across a great deal from HP in the form of a $300 off coupon for any purchase $949 and above.

So I took the time at 2am to configure my new computer with an Intel chip and proceeded to checkout. After applying the coupon the total was $793 with tax. I was gonna hit the "submit" button when I thought, "Gee, maybe the little woman would like one of these too?"

And thinking that she might not be that thrilled with me waking her up to answer that question, I left the deal in my cart and went to bed. The coupon was good for five days, so there was no rush.

Any idea yet where this is going?

Well, I was back up at 7am, the wife was indeed thrilled, and so I was dyin' to spend some bucks. One small problem… I discovered that there was a similarly configured computer with a slightly less expensive AMD chip that would allow me to get a 20 inch monitor for the same price. And both the Intel and the AMD came with a TV tuner card and PVR.

Dude, you're not gettin' a Dell!

"Scramble me two Athlons, heavy on the memory, hold the modem… uh… and the toner, please."

We were ready to go for the deal…

HP wasn't.

So I figured that maybe it was something about the AMD package. No problem, we'd take the Intel and the nineteen inch monitor. What's an inch, anyway, right girls?

Nope. HP wasn't buying… er… selling that either now.

It turns out that unbeknownst to me… and you, it doesn't matter that the coupon expires five days from now if HP decides it doesn't want to honor any more of them eight hours after they were issued. And they aren't even gonna tell you when they're cutting things off. You find that out by being turned away like a dog in the street.

All told, I spent three and a half hours figuring and pleading during four complaint calls to customer service, and all I have to show for it is… this lousy survey they asked me to take.

Oh, I should mention, one guy did offer to take off one sixth of the original $300. Such a deal.

At the end of the survey, a computer voice said that a real voice would call me back within one day. The problem now is, even if they are willing to give me my coupons (which I ain't holding my breath since there's no HP printer in the room), I'm going to require something that indicates they appreciate the amount of unnecessary time and effort I've expended on this.

From long experience, I can tell you that great companies do that. So check back here early and often.

 
Liberal Sacrifice

By Ted West
MTW contributing writer

Remember the good old days when a fully and forever contained Saddam led Iraq and we were on the brink of permanent Middle East peace before Bush stirred the hornet's nest?

If you don't remember that, this may be why.

As you know, there's now scientific consensus that liberals are a far bigger threat to American security than any Islamic terrorist organization. Liberals are so immature and self-absorbed (sorry to be redundant) that they are willing to sacrifice anything to get what they want – innocent Iraqis, American soldiers, even America itself.

And what they want is to bring down George Bush and for everyone to like us. Of course, if they succeed in destroying America, everyone will LOVE us, and as John Lennon sang, "The world will live as one…"

Presently, liberals wring their hands over the deaths of innocent Iraqis, but once we pull out, they don't care how many die. In fact, the more, the better.

That's because they will hang it on President Bush. Then, Iraqis won't be dying because we pulled out, they'll be dying because we went in.

But no matter how bad it gets, there will be an eventual outcome, and no matter how you picture it, it won't likely be favorable to America – or the world.

Colonel Ralph Peters (ret) writes today…

Even as our troops make serious progress against al-Qaeda-in-Iraq and other extremists, Congress – including Republican members – is sending the terrorists a message: "Don't lose heart, we'll save you!

And a commentary in National Review begins by asking, "The terrorists are in this war to win it. Are we?"

We hadn't been acting like we are until recently…

The Bush administration has made so many mistakes I stopped counting a year ago. But we've finally got a general in Baghdad – Dave Petraeus – who's doing things right. Iraqi politicians are still disgracing themselves, but our troops are killing America's enemies – with the help of our former enemies," Peters writes.

That's why I've been silent of late while other people are losing their heads. We still aren't waging war the way I would… or, I feel fairly certain, the way Col. Peters would, but we are finally waging it.

Peters:

Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq is suffering a humiliating defeat, as fellow Sunni Muslims turn against the fanatics and help them find the martyrdom they advertise. Yet for purely political reasons – next year's elections – cowards on Capitol Hill are spurning the courage of our troops on the ground. The frantic political gamesmanship in Congress would nauseate a ghoul. Pols desperate for any cover and concealment they can get have dragged the Iraq Study Group plan from the grave.

Ah, the Iraq Study Group, another fine moment for liberals. Its report became their new plan of action, no matter that the group was headed by James Baker who never met a Saudi he didn't like, and liberals never met one they did.

As Col Peters puts it:

… the report is a blueprint for a return to yesteryear's dictator-smooching policy (which helped create al Qaeda – thanks, Jimbo!).

But if Republicans are rushing to desert our troops and spit on the graves of heroes, the Democratic Party at least has been consistent – they've supported our enemies from the start, undercutting our troops and refusing to explain in detail what happens if we flee Iraq.

And that brings us back to the future dead Iraqis. Don't those clueless civilians know that they forfeited their right to life when they embraced the American led invasion?

But liberals claim they never did that. No matter, they still must die for the cause.

Peters again:

I have nothing against Shia militiamen and Sunni insurgents killing each other 24/7 (but) the overwhelming number of victims will be innocent women, children and the elderly. (and) Given that Senate Majority Misleader Harry Reid and Commissar of the House Nancy Pelosi won't tell us what they foresee after we quit, let me lay it out:

"- After suffering a strategic defeat, al-Qaeda-in-Iraq comes back from the dead… and gets to declare a strategic victory over the Great Satan. "

"- Iran establishes hegemony over Iraq's southern oil fields and menaces the other Persian Gulf producers. (Sorry, Comrade Gore, even that Toyota Prius needs some gasoline . . . )"

"- Our troops will have died in vain. Of course, that doesn't really matter to much of anyone in Washington, Democrat or Republican. So we'll just write off those young Americans stupid enough to join the military when they could've ducked out the way most members of Congress did."

"- A slaughter of the innocents – so many dead, the bodies will never be counted."

Can any reasonable person see it very differently?

To be fair, some liberals do recognize our moral responsibility to innocent Iraqis, the region, and the world, and that group consists primarily of Joe Lieberman.

We cannot neatly extricate ourselves from Iraq before the election, as so many on both sides desire and demand, and even if there were no other reasons, that alone would demand we fight this war more aggressively than before.

And we appear to be doing that.

And considering that the troops themselves are the real democracy here (does that need explaining?), and they are holding firm, that should be the biggest indicator that immediate withdrawal is not the proper course.

So I'll give Col. Peters the last word…

"This has been the Bush-Cheney War. But it will only be fair to call the carnage after we run away the 'Reid-Pelosi Massacres.'"

 
Iraq solution more about politicking than Iraq

By Chad Phillips
MTW contributing writer

Two separate stories: one from the New York Times and another from the Washington Post highlight the importance of politics with regard to the Iraq War.

While the Times story only mentions it in passing, the Post gives special deference to the fact that key Republicans are no longer supporting President Bush on his "surge" strategy in Iraq.

As Bush takes his show on the road in an effort to drum up public support, other voices are insisting that the surge is working.

Kagan and another surge supporter, retired Army Gen. John Keane, said the extra troops, the last of whom arrived just weeks ago, are having an impact and should be allowed to stay long enough to make it last. "In my judgment, the security situation is making steady, deliberate progress," Keane said. But he said that to succeed, "the operation has to continue into '08."

Continuing this strategy into an election year, particularly in light of the fact that some Republicans are distancing themselves from Bush is quite telling when one considers that the public favors bringing the troops home now.

Will Bush be able to turn the tide of antiwar sentiment and defecting GOP heavies? Not likely. With elections just around the corner, the GOP smells blood and with the general populace no longer in support of this war, the blood they smell might just be their own.