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Carbon Cap or Carbon Crap?

No doubt some of you have heard about the carbon cap legislation currently winging its way toward President Obama’s desk. If you’re not familiar with the carbon cap, allow me to inform you of how just effective this legislation will be.

The carbon cap legislation will reduce carbon emissions.

It will create jobs.

Now, just how many jobs or where, I really don’t know. And neither do the members of the carbon cap cult. But it will create jobs for someone…somewhere…probably at some point in the future.

So what bugs me about carbon caps? I’m glad you asked.

First, there’s the fact that except in mainstream media, where bias is synonymous with journalism, there’s no consensus on the global warming phenomenon.

Second, I’m seeing a lot of out right B.S. being promulgated by those who want this legislation passed at any cost…which begs the question: “What will be the price paid by people like you and I should this legislation pass in the senate?”

Before answering that question, I need to address the disingenuous manner in which the mouthpieces for carbon caps are presenting their case. In a nutshell, they’re not telling you the whole story. For example, there’s John Fetterman, Mayor of Braddock, PA. John has an interesting website entitled, thecapsolution.org, where he uses every trick in the political and ad agency (means the same thing) playbook to garner support for his cause.

He uses imagery, colors, music, and video, which are all combined to do one thing, manipulate you into supporting this crap, er, uh…I mean “cap” legislation. All this is done under the auspices of creating more jobs. That’s right; the latest morons running the country want you to believe that if they don’t pass their carbon agenda, we may not recover economically.

But getting back to Fetterman and his website. TheCapSolution.org is chock full of information telling you, the viewer, how much steel is in a wind turbine. It tells you how many jobs were lost in the steel industry inside Braddock, PA and uses that town as the poster child for every steel town in America. The entire thing is packaged in a manner meant to manipulate your emotions. Most of this is done via videos which feature Mayor Fetterman talking about the plight of his town and about how carbon cap legislation is going to revitalize not only his town, but every town in America whose bread-N-butter happens to be steel. The backdrop to Fetterman is an area of Braddock, which looks like a demilitarized zone. The spots are all shot in black and white and accompanied by the saddest, most melancholy music you’ve ever heard. The message is simple: “Carbon Cap legislation will help the economy by creating jobs for those of us out of work.” You know…much like the trillion dollar bailouts did. But I digress…

There are several problems with all this, but I prefer to zero in on the biggest one, especially, since Fetterman and his cronies never address it in any of the videos or anywhere on their website. That problem is the attendant cost to the working man. A good friend of mine sent me a very conservative estimate on the costs of this legislation for people who work for a living right here in Harrison County, Indiana. The numbers will vary from energy supplier to energy supplier, but here’s the gist. If you’re a residential user of electricity, expect at least a 31 percent increase in your electric bill. If you’re a small business owner like me, expect a 36 percent increase. If you own a large business, you’ll be paying 49 percent more. That’s just the first tier. If these carbon taxes go into effect at a rate of $50/ton, residential users are looking at a 63 percent increase in their energy bill, a 72 percent increase if you’re a small business owner, and a 98 percent increase if you own a large business.

That’s because, provided this legislation is passed, energy providers will be required to purchase carbon offsets from Al Gore Inc., after which the energy providers will be obliged to pass the cost of these offsets on to you. This is a huge omission by the carbon cap lobby. They know if Americans know the whole truth, they (Americans) will tell them (Carbon Cap Cult) where to stick their carbon cap….and with all the hot air being spewed by these knuckleheads, a carbon cap on the old wazoo would probably do more to reduce emissions than anything else.

Finally, I’d like to mention that there are no hard numbers on just how many jobs will be created. Also, there’s no promise that the steel jobs are going to go to Americans. The main reason we lost our steel industry is because corporate America found out it was cheaper to get their steel overseas. Will the carbon cap cult guarantee not only the number of jobs, but that those jobs will go to Americans? More importantly, what are they going to do in order to minimize the impact of the carbon cap on the pocketbooks of average Joes? Let’s face it, when people have to pay more for energy, their dollar buys less and in this economy, that’s just not an option.

 
Al Gore wins Man of Two Years Award

Today I was reading an “article” in GQ which began like this:

“Al Gore makes us wish we had a Man of Two Years Award.”

GQ goes on to say that at the 2006 Men of the Year party Gore was “surrounded by the male species’ best and brightest—Leonardo DiCaprio, Magic Johnson, Jay-Z, Steve O from Jackass,” and that everyone from Will Ferrell to Lupe Fiasco couldn’t wait to shake [Gore’s] hand.

Yep, it’s true…this is what passes for manhood in the 21st century, a bunch of sniveling, artsy, fartsy, quasi-man cubs tripping over each other to rub elbows with Al Gore. (That was the verbose way around the barn to say they're liberals.) GQ calls them the best and the brightest? Steve O from Jackass? Leonardo DiCaprio?? And Magic what in blue blazes are you even doing there unless…Oh God, say it isn’t so…You don’t worship Al Gore too, do you? This is really too much.

In addition to all this, Gore (aka, the Sultan of Abrupt Climate Change) was introduced by the MC of the event as, “the real president of the United States.” You'll pardon me if I don't stand…unless it's to excuse myself to the water closet so I can throw up.

The mind reels that there could me more…but wait, GQ gave their hearty stamp of approval on Gore as a viable candidate for president (someday) writing, “…now everyone’s pushing him for president.” Uh…no, actually, everyone is NOT pushing him for president. That just proves how insular you guys are. When you say everyone, what you really mean is, all your associates. And since you don’t associate with conservatives because they are so obviously beneath you with their moral deficiency and all, you couldn’t possibly conceive that most people (at least the rational ones) certainly don’t want Gore to “run” again.

This explains why I don’t read GQ except when I’m really desperate—Like when I’m at the barbershop waiting for my youngest son to finish getting his hair cut and there’s nothing else to read.

Editor's Note: The group shot of Bigfoot, Mr. DiCaprio, and Mr. Gore is courtesy of MTW contributor T.R. Oglodad.