Posts Tagged ‘b.s.’
Has the Woolen Wig Slipped Over the Eyes of the Masses?

When it comes to politics, Americans seem to have an inability to see through the wool of politicians.

When George W. Bush stands in front of a gigantic American flag or when Barrack Obama stands behind a podium bearing the words “Change” or “Hope” in large letters, we catch ourselves taking all those good feelings we have for the American flag or the idea of change and hope and we unconsciously associate them with the one who stands beside them. In politics they call this transfer and it as truthful as any other illusion. Not only do these images and the ideas they convey transfer to the man or woman associated with them, but any policies the person in question is pushing that week pick up those good vibes as well. So whether you are for Bush’s tax cuts or Obama’s tax relief system, you take what you like or dislike about these men and you associate it with their course of action.

Transfer is not only exploited visually, but linguistically. Take for instance Bush’s tax cuts and Obama’s plan for tax relief. Early on in the Obama campaign there was not a substantive difference between Obama’s tax plan and President Bush’s tax plan. Some would say that there is no difference at all. That being the case, why doesn’t Obama just use the same wording the Bush administration used? Because Obama cannot in anyway associate himself with Bush let alone tell the American public that he wants to use the same method of taxation. To avoid this he doesn’t change the policy; he changes his choice of words.

While Obama mixes up the language, the Bush administration has pulled off just as much. If you look at Bush, you see a man that speaks the language of the common man; you see a guy collecting brush at his ranch in Texas; you see a guy who looks a lot like John Wayne to me. What you do not see is a man from a staggeringly rich family, a former Harvard cheerleader, or a cousin to the queen. You do not see this because you are not supposed to. The method is referred to as “plain folks” and John Stewart uses it every night on his program when he claims that he rides the subway with everyone else. They separate themselves from their large and expensive cars to bring themselves down to our level. We grab onto it hook line and sinker because we want to believe that we are just like this week’s most popular celebrity, politician, etc.

Isn’t it time we learned to look beyond what the majority has accepted as the unvarnished truth? When we observe politicians, we need to do so offensively. That means getting past the image portrayed by savvy politicians and their handlers. We have to search and make the effort to know whom these people really are and are not. If we will make the effort, then perhaps we can fix our broken political machine and bring politics to a new high. We have to let these politicians know that we are smarter than their crafty ad campaigns. We have to let them know we are tired of rooting through ambiguous drivel. We need specific answers to our specific questions and we need them now more than ever.

 
$700 Billion heist, largest in U.S. history

Tax payers are gearing up for what is about to become the largest heist in American history, the $700 billion bailout of corporate financial institutions.

This has prompted me to pray the following prayer: "God save the responsible Americans in this country, because the U.S. government will save everyone else no matter how greedy, irresponsible, and  myopic they are…and they'll do it by robbing the American tax payer blind. Do not forgive them, Lord…for they know exactly what they do. In Jesus' Name…AMEN"

Thanks for nuthin' Uncle Sham! You are stealing food off my table to cover the gambling losses of crooks and liars. But then birds of a feather flock together and with your code of "honor among thieves," honest, hard working Americans like yours truly shouldn't be surprised to see you taking care of your own and robbing the public coffers to do it.

It was a grand plan executed in two phases. (1) Make it possible for Wall Street to make unethical and outrageous bets (leveraging) many of which were riding on the real estate market. (2) After all those involved were in over their heads, engineer the largest rip off of the American tax payer in U.S. history in order to cover the largess of these profligate financiers and their parasitic borrowers.

What I find darkly comical about all this is how the fed's theft is being characterized. A writer for the AP calls it, "government financial rescue" for "anxious American voters and financial barons." Oh, I see. I must've been mistaken. This is a rescue operation. Only last time I checked, the rescuers weren't raping and pillaging the innocent to save the lives of those who used stolen money to finance…uh, more raping and pillaging.  Can I get a witness? 'Cause I really think it's Miller time.

 
I denied “Global Warming” before it was cool

I did it my way. Just when the warming hysteria was picking up steam four or five years ago, I was busy labeling it hooey, and I did it based on no evidence. I didn't need any. It was up to the poli-scis to provide the evidence. And they hadn't. In fact, they still haven't. Not one thing you've heard about the "reality" of "global warming," CO2, or Al Gore stands up to either scientific scrutiny or the rules of evidence. Gore himself is actually a little troll inside a puffy plastic blowup doll.

 

A) We need the warmth, and…

2) That still won't prove any of the warming is anthropogenic (I'll pause while liberals look that up).

And since the rest of you have been good enough to follow my reasoning this far, here's a…

Bonus: If Ted Turner's right, I'd pay good money to see life imitate the picture he painted, wouldn't you? I mean, most of the people on Earth dead, and the rest eating each other, and not for fun and pleasure like we do now? If you made a movie about that, no one would believe it and the reviews would be terrible. And if you think the real estate market's bad now, imagine LA with three million homes and two million of them vacant!? It would pretty much kill flipping as we know it.

In other words, I want to beat these so-called scientists at their own game… er… scam. I want warming theoreticians to collapse under their own weight (they're all fat, you know), so if the climate cools, that settles nothing. These hotshots will still be watching and waiting for their next opportunity to profit from fear.

Gorecarthyism ought to be more than enough right now for people to turn a blind ear to the dirtbags.. oh, and by the way, they'll still be dirtbags even if they turn out to be right, because science is built on skepticism and debate, and they want none of that. But consensus is meaningless to the true scientist, since all it takes is for one person's discovery to upset the whole Apple Cart Theory.

You know that one, I heard it on Jeopardy; it's about how when a cart collapses under the weight of too many fruits, it's mathematically possible for at least one apple to fall up. Of course, when that actually happens, they'll need a new term since it's semantically impossible for something to fall anywhere but down, at least in the Northern Hemisphere.

So let's not be thrilled that temperatures worldwide might be decreasing, because cold cills… I mean, chills, and that's all it will do to warming blather – chill it, when what's really required is absolute zero.

If the world cools, the only satisfaction we'll get is that then we can make our own documentary showing scientists floating on ice slabs of the Bahamas, and polar bears standing onshore laughing at them. And if you ask me how they got on those ice floes in the first place, I won't know a thing.

Editor's Note: The image of Al Gore clutching his Oscar is courtesy of MTW Contributor T.R. Oglodad.