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THOR’S DAY RANT: Hippies, Baby-boomers… or Jerkiatrics?
I can’t say I have always hated Hippies. But I have hated them for a very long time. I think it probably started in my pre-teen years, when I finally grasped the concept of just what a Hippy was. Back then, I thought hippies were dirty, pot-smoking, crack-headed adulterers in need of a bath- that [...]
THOR’S DAY RANT: Eggrolls and Christmas
I have been doing my best to keep my Christmas spirit, but you people are really trying my damned patience.
All the fast-driving, parking space-stealing, zombie-walking, rude ****ers are really driving me over the edge.
Can someone explain to me why you idiots race through parking lots like Mario F***ing Andretti, then wander and block the [...]
Savor the Season- Don’t Inhale the Holidays
People annoy me. I know that’s not a very Christian way to be- especially at this time of year- but I just can’t seem to shake it.
Take for instance, just a few moments ago. On the elevator. I’m in the basement at work, waiting for an elevator to haul my butt back upstairs. Oh, [...]
Global Warming and Santa Claus
Well, finally, Dr. Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer, has commented on Climategate.
Until recently, I thought Dr. Plait was one of the coolest guys on the Internet. Then I started noticing that he constantly mocks and slams Creationism. I know, there’s a lot there to mock, as many of the Creationists come across like Grade-A [...]
HA, HA- The Melting Cult is Moping
It’s so funny when leftards are exposed and can’t say anything in their own defense- they just stick their head in the sand and ignore it.
Not seeing much Global Warming “Climategate” on American TV, are we? You’d think hackers exposing a conspiracy by stealing private emails would at least be worth calls for the [...]
Happy Veteran’s Day?
At first, I wasn’t going to make this wish- seeing as how I’m a veteran. Sounds kind of weird to thank yourself. Then I remembered that it always seems that the only people who ever express this to me are family and other veterans.
That’s lame.
Do you people realize what veteran’s go through when they join [...]
KILROY SAYS: Be Thankful For What You’ve Got
Now that Halloween is over, the stores are in full swing for Christmas- with decorations, toys and sales out in full force. And, if you look real hard, some Thanksgiving decorations are in there too.
I’m not really sure which angers me more- my wife trying to buy Thanksgiving decorations, the lack of them in the [...]
THOR’S DAY RANT: Haunted by BMW?!
I am being haunted by the Spirit of BMW! Someone make it stop!
A few weeks ago, Electronic Arts, as a promotional gimmick for a new video game, NEED FOR SPEED: Shift, announced a contest where you could win copies of the game and one lucky bastard could win a brand new 2010 BMW M3 car! [...]
Someone is assaulted EVERY 30 seconds in Britain?
Okay, I think this is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever read…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224565/Random-attack-thugs-30-seconds-stranger-assaults-soar-binge-Britain.html#ixzz0Vjkwun38
I have a hard time believing EVERY 30 seconds… take, for example, the time period of 3:37:30 to 3:38:00. Does someone really get assaulted at this particular time, every day? Or what about 6:03:00 to 6:03:30… having lived in Europe, I can [...]
