Posts Tagged ‘immigration’
Attorney General Eric Holder is a big fat bleeping idiot
Written by Chad Phillips
Monday, 12 July 2010 12:30
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It's true you know…Only complete dunces like Eric Holder and the rest of the Obama regime could force me out of retirement to blog politics. Why, you may ask? Okay, I know only a liberal would ask that question, but I digress…

FROM THE AP: The Obama administration sued Arizona on Tuesday, arguing that the state is impinging on federal responsibilities for dealing with immigration.

Well, it doesn't take a PhD to understand that if the Feds were doing their flipping jobs in the first place, Arizona wouldn't have to do it for them. Duh!

Furthermore, this is the same Eric Holder who said that the Arizona law was racist and that he was considering bringing a lawsuit against the Arizona legislature without ever having read the law. This is coming from the highest law enforcement officer in the land? That he's considering bringing suit on the basis of his assumptions about a law he hasn't even read? Of course, now we know the man is serious, even if functionally insane. Since Tuesday last, the feds did in fact sue. Is this what we're to expect from your henchmen Comrade Obama? That your goons will go after any state which refuses to breathe the tainted air inside your liberal bubble? This isn't getting way out of hand; it's already there…like so far off the map, we're talking another galaxy here. (Sorry about the mixed metaphors, but I've just finished watching the entire series of the original Star Trek.) Anyway, I just feel so privileged that I can watch the buffoonery of the Obama administration from the comfort of my captain's chair, parked squarely in front of my computer. I mean, good God America- how long must we endure this complete moronathon in the guise of "good" government?

If that weren't bad enough, he's at it again! Now, Eric Holder is threatening another suit based on racial profiling. According to the AP:

The Justice Department hasn't ruled out filing a second lawsuit challenging Arizona's immigration law if evidence shows racial profiling at work, Attorney General Eric Holder says.

Once again, this is just more of the Obama administration's moonbattyness to the inth degree. The law is written to inoculate against racial profiling. But don't take my word for it; see for yourself:

For any lawful contact made by a law enforcement official or a law enforcement agency…where reasonable suspicion exists that the person is an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States, a reasonable attempt shall be made, when practicable, to determine the immigration status of the person…

Emphasis mine

The operative words here are "lawful" and  "contact." Lawful contact means that the officer is already in the act of detaining the individual because they broke the law. This language was crafted  explicitly as an antidote against racial profiling. That means that either Eric Holder is an incompetent dingbat who still hasn't read the law and thus has no flipping idea what the hell he's talking about, or…he has finally read the law and is incapable of understanding it, in which case, I stand by my original assertion that the man is a big fat bleeping idiot,  intent on steamrolling Arizona's right to protect its citizens.

 
Illegal aliens, ants, protestors, and the Arizona immigration law
Written by Chad Phillips
Monday, 07 June 2010 16:28
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Life is grand isn't it? Especially when you live in a country where complete  morons are allowed to stick their protuberances into other people's business.

Case in point (or maybe it should be "and"): Arizona. Maybe you noticed the protest in which UNamiable dunces descended on Arizona in order to tell the citizens there how THEY think things should be run in their own state. The arrogance, the idiocy, the buffoonery…it's baffling. Or do you disagree? I mean hell, I don't even live in Arizona and I was offended on behalf of its citizens who have to endure the "illegal" problem and all the attendant baggage which comes with it.

But just who the hell do these "compassionate" imbecilic out-of-towners think they are? …protesting the Arizona law…a law designed to protect the lives of those who actually live in Arizona…legally. Most of the protesters don't live in Arizona and correspondingly, they have no idea what Arizonians on the border have to deal with. The remainder of the protesters are the illegals who some might say have a conflict of interest. Ridiculous.

This is analogous to my "Ant" problem. Every summer I have ants coming across my borders and into my living space. They wreak havoc on my personal environment. In extreme cases they aren't just a nuisance, they cause harm….ruining food and thus costing me money when I have to replace that food and when I have to step up deterrents to secure the borders around my castle. I think I have the right to do what's necessary within the law to protect my place of residence from harmful squatters. Now, I'm not so sure…Last night I came home to a media circus: Five major networks camped outside my residence; a throng of protesters (mostly from the PETI organization (People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects). They are chanting, hold up signs, getting ugly. It's a spectacle of unparalleled and unbridled jettisoning of reason in the liberwock tradition. What are they protesting? Why,  my treatment of the ants, of course. I'm violating their insect rights, they say. I'm not being humane. I owe these ants. I must not only endure them, but I must make my home a place where they can relax and prop up their uh…little ant legs. They must be fed and quartered at my expense. If I comply with the demands of the protesters, I'm told they (the protesters NOT the ants) will leave and go back to the place where they live…which by the way is completely devoid of ants.

All of these folks have a few things in common:

  1. I have never seen them before (and I don't know why I would have….SINCE THEY DON'T LIVE HERE!!!)
  2. Having not been residents at my home, they have no idea what I have to deal with on a daily basis with these illegal insects crossing the border into my living space.
  3. These people have the arrogance and the Barack Obamalike audacity to tell me that I can't dictate what actions will be taken in order to make mine and my family's residence safe and secure from illegal insects.
  4. They all have the common sense I.Q. of a peanut.
 
Outfoxing The ‘El Capones’
Written by Troglodad
Tuesday, 11 March 2008 04:06
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Immigration sure is a hot topic; at least, all the pro-Illegal Alien supporters want us to think it is.

Just the other day, ex-Mexican President Vicente Fox declared that "Racists" want to stop immigration. Well, actually what he said was worse than that: "The xenophobics, the racists, those who feel they are a superior race … they are deciding the future of this nation." Apparently, ex-Presidente was upset about our President not passing immigration reform laws. ex-Presidente is also apparently hawking a book, in “English,” that he hopes will help Americans understand the Mexican perspective on immigration.

I take great offense to ex-Presidente’s loco remarks.

First off, “xenophobics”? Doesn’t he realize Americans speak English? The word, “Xenophobic” is an adjective, not a noun, and as such it certainly wouldn’t be plural. What ex-Presidente should’ve said in his sensational quote was “xenophobes.”

Second, the "Phobic" part of the word means having a phobia, or a persistent, irrational fear of something, which leads to chronic avoidance of the thing you’re afraid of—a characterization not consistent with the majority of Americans.

Third, when I hear the word "xenophobic" one of the greatest movies ever made comes to mind: James Cameron’s awesome, 1986 action-fest, "Aliens.” If you recall, the aliens in that film were dubbed "xenomorphs" by the wise-cracking, butt-kicking Colonial Marines. I have to be honest and admit that, hell yeah I’d be scared of acid-blooded, exo-skeletoned monsters that want to plant embryos in my chest! Who wouldn’t? But afraid of illegal immigrants? Nope. Can’t say I am. Even with the brain worms.

In fact, the whole "xenophobic argument" makes about as much sense as "homophobic,” or any of the many other "phobias" diagnosed by the arm-chair psychiatrists on the Left. It’s getting to the point where one can no longer have an aversion to anything without getting the old “(fill in the blank) phobic” label, even though the word doesn’t apply. What does having a dislike for something have to do with having an irrational fear of something? I don't like vegetables. Does that make me veggiephobic? I will admit that I did used to have an irrational fear of spiders. But after years of flattening one whenever I saw it, I learned to overcome my fear.

But I digress.

So if I don’t like illegals, not only am I a xenophobe, but I’m racist? Did Fox get Al Sharpton to write that comment for him? Why is it every time someone doesn’t like someone, they’re a racist? I don’t have anything against Hispanics. Of the legal Hispanic immigrants I have met, all seem to be harder working than most of my fellow fat, lazy, Americans. So, if you must really know, I think we need more Hispanics in this country.

Alright, fear of aliens and racism are out. I wonder if ex-Presidente and his Mexican countrymen have a different view of "immigration" than yours truly. Maybe that’s the problem?

The dictionary (www.dictionary.com) simply defines immigration as "entering or settling in a country or region to which one is not native." However, when it comes to the United States, one just can’t saunter across the border at will. You have to have permission.

I suppose in ex-Presidente’s perfecto world, people could just wander wherever they want, with no limits. It’d be interesting to see how ex-Presidente would react if a bunch of white, American college boys walked into his house and used it for a frat party? Would calling the policia to arrest them be considered racist?

But the fact that ex-Presidente’s compadres are sneaking into the U.S. isn’t really the issue for me, either. True, I hate lawbreakers of any color, or gender, but there’s something even worse than how El Fox’s countrymen got here. It’s the mooching they do while here.

I don’t know, maybe I’m selfish, but when I get my paycheck at work, and see all those taxes that have been taken out of it, I get disappointed. I mean, heck, I could spend those tax dollars on my kids, or a new TV, or even a vacation. But freedom doesn’t come cheap. To keep law and order, to drive on maintained roads, to have schools for my kids to go to, taxes have to be paid. I understand that.

What really irks me, however, is the now-estimated 38 Million illegals in this country, not paying their fair share of the taxes, but benefiting from the services my taxes pay for. Illegals commit crimes and are victims of crimes. Their houses catch on fire. They put kids in school. They drive on our roads. Why then, should they not be paying taxes? Why can’t they legally come to the United States, become citizens and become part of our happy, over-taxed melting pot? Because they don't want to wait to legally do it. America isn't the land of the free anymore- it's the land of free stuff.

Bunch of moochers.

I remember when folks always used to equate taxation with the end of the 1930s Mafia: "That’s how they got Capone." You remember Al Capone, don’t you? The famous mobster who successfully avoided prosecution for his many crimes—until he got caught not paying his taxes.

Instead of confusing the issue with the standard Leftwing dogma of skin color, let’s just stick to the basics. ex-Presidente’s countrymen are a bunch of tax-dodging free-loaders. I think it’s time we treated them as such.

Let’s send all the El Capones to prison until they pay their fair share.

Editor's Note: This commentary first appeared in the October 2007 edition of MyVoiceNews.