Posts Tagged ‘mental patients’
Media deals fatal blow to Clinton campaign

 

Please watch this video and see if you agree with me that Keith Olbermann is a completely overly dramatic buffoon.

Hillary Clinton made a remark in reference to Robert Kennedy's assassination which raised the ire of Olbermann and at least a few of the other lefty cosmonauts. Apparently, they believe that Clinton was using the reference as justification for staying in the race for the Democratic nomination. Liberals media-wide are now claiming that when Clinton referenced the Robert Kennedy assassination, she was insinuating that Obama might get assassinated, and she, therefore, would be the logical pick for the Democratic nomination. So naturally, she's going to stay in the race. If Olbermann and his liberal pansy freaks really believe that, then they must be either stupid, or paranoid and delusional (and probably both).

But that's just a side bar. I have a few "paranoid delusions" of my own such as this one for example: we all know the real reason liberals are upset with Hillary and it ain't got nuthin ta do with her RFK gaffe. The real reason they're miffed is because she won't drop out of the race and just concede to the new Grand Mufti of neo-liberal orthodoxy, Barack al Hussein Obama.

So now at last we come to it. The Keith Olbermann's of the media aren't as upset that Clinton made this remark as they are that she won't lay down. She won't quit. She won't just go quietly and let them have their summer fling with Obama. They've been trying to write Clinton off for the last few months now, and her RFK remark is exactly what they needed. It was made to order; something they could read between the lines; something they could twist, spin, and distort. Something they could milk for all it was worth until Clinton was “safely” dead and buried in some long lost God forsaken cemetery plot sans the grave marker. “Clinton who?” they’ll be saying. I think my neighbor had a dog named Clinton (or maybe it was a cow; I can’t remember). Anyway, she wouldn’t go away, so we had to put her down. It took a long time, though. We just kept feeding her poison until she got so disoriented she wondered out in front of my gasoline electric hybrid. That seems to me an apt description for what I have witnessed in the media’s treatment of Clinton.

This is nothing like when Obama made his gaffes, or when he refused to disassociate himself from the sinister minister Jeremiah Wright and later, domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers. In these cases, the media was only too happy to forgive Obama and forget his "indiscretions." They couldn't wait to give him the benefit of the doubt. They can’t help it; Cosmo’s moon has risen and love is in the air. This is just another example of blind, militant, hypocritical liberals wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Someone said that when “Obo” doesn’t deliver on his grand promises of deliverance I can say, “Eat your heart out neo-liberals.” But that quip will give me no comfort after four years of Wacky Baracky and his on the fringe policies. My only comfort then will be if liberals are still wearing their hearts on their sleeves and heart eating is really on the table, as it were. In that case, one can only hope that liberals’ sleeves are edible and they’re wearing cufflinks, really big ones made from low grade metals and embedded with large CZ stones. Then, perhaps, when all this passes, the sudden pain emanating from their hind quarters will remind them of the foolishness of not respecting cause and effect.

 
The ‘screwples’ of Barbara Walters

Okay, clearly, Barbara Wawa has lost her mind.

I always have disliked Barbara (aka “Scarlet”) Walters, because of her haughty arrogance while interviewing people all the way through her obvious love for liberalism. But I never would have guessed how right I was about just how horrible a person she is.

Thank you, Barbara, for revealing to the world how despicable you are.

I’m speaking, of course, of Wawa’s recent book, in which she revealed multiple affairs she’s had with men over the years. Worse still, these married men were Republicans! Gasp! Not only did she spread her legs for other women’s husbands, but she didn’t even go for the donkey show! Maybe she wanted to be able to truthfully say "Republicans have been ‘screwing’ me for years!"

Ironic, considering the women she's derided for affairs over the years. Like Monica Lewinsky.

Funnier still is Wawa’s noted stance as a feminist. You know who feminists are, right? Those uptight broads who condemn women for sleeping their way to the top. Apparently, Wawa misunderstood the movement and stayed awake for all her debauchery.

And, while I don’t relish hearing about some 78 year old hag's sexual exploits, it does explain a lot. Like her pass at “Osama” when he appeared on her show in March of this year. Or why she’s so enamored with Osama bin Muslim. But, Wawa better keep her mitts off Osama. And not just because she's old enough to be his grandma. Personally, I think Mrs. Obama could take her in fight.

At this point, I don’t think that Wawa can go any lower. At least not until we see her hawking Cialis on commercials;

"Ciawis; it wucks wonders on youw caweeh. Buy some today fo youw boss. You won’t wegwet it."

Still, I've found the silver lining in all this mess: at least there are no pictures.

Editor's Note: The uncut version of this opinion can be accessed at troglodad.blogspot.com.

 
Born in the USA

Okay, did I hear right this morning on the news? Someone is challenging whether or not McCain can run for President, because he wasn’t born within the physical confines of the continental United States?

Oh, good grief.

John McCain was born on a US Military Base in the Panama Canal Zone, August, 1936.

To American citizen parents.

That makes him a natural born citizen!

Don’t believe me, check out the current U.S. Code.

The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth:
(c) a person born outside of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents both of whom are citizens of the United States and one of whom has had a residence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions, prior to the birth of such person.

I think this argument makes about as much sense as the crazy people that claim there’s no law requiring U.S. citizens to pay an income tax; there is (a law) by the way: It’s called the 16th Amendment to the Constitution. These are the same people who speak of disbanding the IRS.

Did Ron Paul come up with this?