Posts Tagged ‘road rage’
THOR’S DAY RANT: “Yield” is good for crops, investments, and MOVING CARS!

I remember taking Driver’s Education — the long, boring films and even more boring lectures. The fun part was, well, getting behind that wheel and pushing that pedal! But, something (like driving now) keeps telling me that Driver’s Ed today must be considerably different than when I took it years ago.

I remember learning all those nasty and evil signs back then, you know: stop, information, warning, and yield? They each had a different shape and color to help the memory bank associate a given situation with a given action.

So, what was wrong with the yellow yield sign? Well, nothing…to be exact. What is wrong, is that people fail to realize and act/react to what it means. Yellow = caution and then proceed. Today, people have a hard enough time stopping at red lights or signs, so how can we expect them to “slow down and proceed with caution” at yellow lights or signs? Well, for argument’s sake, that’s why they changed the yellow yield sign to a red one — hoping that people would realize the stop function of red more than the caution function of yellow. But, way too many folks already do not comprehend the red function of a stop sign, anyway.

The yield sign, as well as the yellow caution light (remember the yield sign was once yellow) means to slow down and prepare to stop, if necessary. It means to “yield” progress to oncoming or incoming traffic. It means they have the right-of-way and not you. It also means, they are going to continue to drive and if needed, you must stop!

Who cares about the yield signs? Well, when you run me off the road for failure to adhere to them, I do. When you fail to heed a yellow caution light and actually run the red stop light, again, I care. When you put my family’s and my life in danger, because you fail to “yield” your progress when you merge onto the Interstate, guess what, I care. You see, I know the signs, what they mean, and I drive safely and cautiously down the road. So, why can’t you?

Oh, I forgot. It’s probably because you are in sooo much of a hurry and too busy to obey the signs of life that the rest of us safe drivers adhere to. When you cause a wreck and hurt yourself and your passengers, or the other driver and his passengers, I will just be upfront and honest and say…too bad, you lazy bum. You “got what you paid for,” so to speak. My only hope is that it is not my family or me in the vehicle that you total, because we actually take the time to learn, understand and be conscientious of all those signs.

Yield means caution, slow down and prepare to stop. When you learn that, then our wonderful (or boring) trips down the road will be much safer. Yours, too!

 
THOR’s DAY RANT: STOP MEANS STOP!

It is amazing to me how brave so many folks are when they get behind the wheel of their 2 ton automobiles. Brave and stupid.

I'm sure that a lot of the drivers I see are closet rebels- ignoring traffic laws because they aren't going to be told what to do, by anyone. But, I find it hard to believe that all drivers are like that. No, I think it's a case of mass-oblivion.

Let me spell this out for those of you that are driving manual-illiterate. We have these things called Traffic Laws. If you violate them, the government will take money for you. The Traffic Laws aren't designed to take your money. They're designed to keep your stupid arses alive.

Try this experiment at home if you don't believe me. Take two crackers, one in each hand, and slap them together. Did they break? Of course they did. So will your car, when it collides with another car.

Since we don't have pins on our cars and slots in the road to guide them, we have to have a way to keep our cars from slapping together. That's where them thar traffic laws come into play. I know, I know, some of you are so important, the laws shouldn't apply to you.

Like the nimrod I saw this past Monday morning.

I had just slowed to a smooth stop at an intersection when the light turned yellow. The nimrod behind me decided they weren't going to wait the eternity of a couple of minutes, so they passed me on the right, then turned left in front of me and ran the red light, crossed three lanes of traffic and continued on their way.

I was very disappointed they didn't get t-boned.

But here's the really funny part. Less than two minutes later, I came up beside them. Stopped at a light, waiting to turn left again. See, that self-righteous the-rules-don't-apply-to-me action didn't do them a whole lot of good. Had they patiently waited their turn at the first light, behind me, they would have been in the same place. Running a red light didn't get them any further along on their journey.

Think about this- by not coming to a complete stop at a posted STOP sign, you are shaving maybe two seconds off your trip. Two seconds. How many STOP signs will you have to run for this to add to a significant savings of time? Significant enough to counter the money a ticket is going to cost (and the ten minutes or more it will take an officer to write it)? And imagine the time lost if you get run into by trying to beat that light, or roll through that STOP sign.

One day though, your luck is going to run out,  and then your next stop is going to be your last:  the cemetary.